Whereas I’ll diplomatically consult with you as “readers,” you’re in reality merely victims of no matter my newest fixation occurs to be, and at the moment that’s the Inexperienced ‘Noner:

Or is it blue?
It’s like that Web gown the place no person can agree what shade it’s:

[See this dress? Some people think it’s black, but it’s actually yellow with purple polka-dots.]
Since Friday’s wet journey I’ve had extra time to evaluate the state of the drivetrain, and because of my very own photographs I found one thing:

See how that ferrule on the derailleur cable housing isn’t seated within the cable cease?

That’s what occurs once you pull a motorbike out of a field of newspaper and don’t take the time to look it over earlier than using it. Plus, it was raining, and moist situations at all times make dirty drivetrains carry out even worse. However after hosing the bike down, readjusting the cable, and test-riding it on a dry, sunny day, I feel perhaps the drivetrain not as far gone as I assumed, and I’m hoping a brand new cassette, chain, and cables will likely be ample to revive it to a suitable stage of efficiency for a non-racing semi-professional bike blogger. Actually I’m not anticipating it to run like new:

[From here.]
However I just like the shifters and I’m hoping they’ve bought a bit extra life in them:

In fact older Campagnolo shifters are famously rebuildable, because the Campy-philes by no means tire of reminding you, however good luck discovering the components for 8-speed shifters. In the meantime, not solely does Shimano proceed to make 8-speed built-in shifters to this present day, however should you’ve bought an outdated bike you wish to spruce up you will get one for like $50 or one thing:

Certain, no person will get enthusiastic about Claris, however I’m guessing it really works no less than in addition to the high-end 8-speed shifters of yesteryear, and might be a fairly first rate alternative in your outdated Ultegra shifter or no matter should you’re not hung up on names. In the meantime, Campagnolo has lengthy deserted 8-speed, and it’s proper up there with Uniglide so far as element availability (or lack thereof):

[Via Sheldon “Sheldon Brown” Sheldon Brown]
Sure, not like Uniglide, there’s nonetheless like one firm that makes Campagnolo 8-speed cassettes, although it’s not Campagnolo. However no less than with Uniglide you’re nonetheless within the Shimano universe, which makes mixing and matching simpler. However utilizing Campagnolo is kind of like being on an island, and utilizing 8-speed Campagnolo is kind of like being on a teeny-tiny island in the midst of a lake surrounded by sharks (they’re recent water sharks, okay???) on that bigger island.
Fortuitously irrespective of what number of cogs you could have or how they’re connected to your hub there’s at all times a straightforward and stylish resolution:

However right here’s the factor with the ‘Noner: not counting the bikes ridden by different members of the family or owned by Traditional Cycle, right here’s how my present shifting scenario breaks down:
Cervino

[Old Campy antennae]
Faggin

[Silver]
Milwaukee

[Silver]
Homer

Platypus

[Silver2]
Jones

[SRAM wide-range clickety-click]
That is at the moment my solely bike with an listed shifter, although I even had a Silver2 shifter on that one for awhile–and it labored fairly good, too, particularly contemplating it’s not alleged to:

Like using commando in jorts, that’s a lotta friction.
The friction-ification of my bikes occurred as a result of not solely do I like the texture of them, however not having to rely cogs or fear about matching shifters and derailleurs is profoundly liberating. (I recurrently swap forwards and backwards between a 6-speed freewheel and a 9-speed cassette on the Cervino, and there’s nary a criticism from the 42 year-old drivetrain.) Even so, I don’t wish to do the identical factor but once more with the ‘Noner, and like to get pleasure from it in its fin de siècle last-gasp-of-the-steel-race-bike glory, Ergo shifters and all. Additionally, when you’re fully free from having to fret about stuff like cog spacing and cable pull because of friction shifters, it’s sort of enjoyable to dork out over it a bit and ponder the little accidents and workarounds of listed shifting compatibility when it’s completely non-obligatory:

[From here.]
For instance, a Campagnolo 8-speed cassette has the identical spacing as a 7-speed Shimano, which I assume means should you’ve bought an 8-speed Campagnolo bike with a foul shifter and good every thing else (and also you’ve bought an aversion to friction shifters and/or paying classic Campagnolo components costs) you might at all times stick a 7-speed Shimano shifter and Shimano derailleur on there and use seven of eight cogs:

[Via Shimano]
And whereas Shimano shifters aren’t theoretically rebuildable, something will be overhauled should you’ve bought sufficient time in your fingers:
I had sufficient time on my fingers to look at up till he revealed the shifter’s innards, which was fairly cool:

Then [dripping blood letters] The Algorithm [/dripping blood letters] served me this video of Jerry Seinfeld speaking about his favourite issues. Whereas he didn’t point out Campagnolo (no less than I don’t suppose he did, I didn’t have time to complete the video) he did point out this Italian coffeemaker:

He then famous that the corporate that made it went bankrupt, and remarked, “That’s Italy: make the best factor on the earth and nonetheless screw it up.”
That’s about nearly as good a abstract of Campagnolo as I’ve ever heard.

