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Wednesday, November 5, 2025

“A Skunk And A Raccoon Stroll Into A Park…” – Bike Snob NYC


Additional to yesterday’s put up, Framework appears to be the Builder of the Second, as a result of there’s additionally one other overview of 1 over at Escape Collective:

It’s significantly completely different from the overview I discussed yesterday since not like the opposite man James Huang is ready to articulate his ideas in a understandable trend. In any other case, each reviewers are comparable in that they fawn over an overwrought course of that appears to lead to a bicycle the reviewer finds unsatisfactory:

Sure, the Framework’s meticulous development means you gained’t fall sufferer to the “dreaded ‘ring of demise,’” no matter which means:

But it’s a (principally) carbon bicycle that doesn’t appear to be notably gentle or aero, and I believed the flexibility to mix each of these attributes was the entire level of the fabric–nicely, that and the experience high quality, which doesn’t appear to be there both, because the desert hipster man yesterday doesn’t like his, and James Huang had the man construct him two frames up to now and nonetheless isn’t joyful:

All this for $7,750 for the body and sundries.

After all I perceive there’s no motive to be indignant at a single man (a Canadian man no much less) who’s devoted himself to creating bicycles the way in which he needs to make them–and I’m most ceratainly not. He’s not forcing anybody to purchase them, he’s not creating some new customary we’ll all be caught with, and little doubt he’s doing it for the love of each bikes and craft. And who is aware of? Someday perhaps he’ll hit on find out how to make the proper bike body.

On the identical time, whereas I’m not indignant, I’m mystified. What’s occurring right here? Is it merely that high-performance bikes have change into so boring and indistinguishable that the reviewers can now not even fake to search out them attention-grabbing, and but these identical reviewers additionally stay unwilling to embrace the “previous” expertise they’ve forsaken and admit they’ve been led astray, and so as an alternative they swoon over this man who appears to construct failure after failure, albeit with extremely tight tolerances? Like is a motorcycle that doesn’t seem like terribly well-executed (at the very least based mostly on two in-depth critiques) price it as a result of you possibly can “barely slide a chunk of paper” in between the headset bearing and the top tube?

I suppose the difficulty is that it’s not notably troublesome to construct a motorcycle that rides superbly and is sturdy. That’s to not say it’s straightforward, however bike builders have been capable of do it reliably and constantly for at the very least the previous 75 years, and it’s why I can pull a battered 40 year-old body like this out of my closet, throw some spare components on it, and wind up with a motorcycle that rides in addition to something on the market on the street:

However that kind of consistency and reliability is boring, and it’s rather more thrilling to enter into an extended course of with somebody who’s going to construct you a rolling experiment–as a result of sure, it’s good to really feel necessary.

Talking of the Faggin, it’s an applicable bicycle for the spring, as a result of similar to the character with which we’re surrounded it’s been reborn. The flowers are blooming, the timber are blossoming, and the skunks are skunking:

It hissed at me as I handed, which suggests to me I used to be a couple of second or two away from getting sprayed:

I additionally occurred to move a superb 15-20 younger bikepackers who gave the impression to be heading out of town for some kind of expedition–at the very least I assumed that’s what they have been doing, although I believe folks simply experience round like that on a regular basis now, and doubtless simply carry pour-over espresso fixings and all the remainder of it always as a matter after all, in the identical manner the plastic bike crowd dons skinsuits and helmets with built-in visors to experience for an hour within the park.

My first response after I see a bunch of younger, hip bikepackers is to really feel worry, as a result of it all the time seems like some kind of large and classy evacuation is underway, and I instantly marvel if perhaps they know one thing I don’t. Like, is Brooklyn beneath assault? Are all the electrical Citi Bikes exploding as a result of an EMP from North Korea? Is a mushroom tea scarcity imminent? (I do not know if mushroom tea is a factor with folks, however I noticed an indication for it not too way back so I hereby declare that it’s.) My second response is to really feel jealousy and resentment, as a result of after I was that age I didn’t have 15-20 associates with cool bikes with whom to experience into the nation and put together pour-over espresso. However then I understand that was all my fault, and that I additionally rode with massive teams of individuals after I was that age, solely as an alternative of chatting and consuming and having fun with the surroundings I used to be in a paceline with my nostril up the ass of the rider forward of me. The lesson right here is that you just make your individual destiny, and you’ve got no one else responsible for being a large loser however your self.

As I contemplated the above, I handed this garment:

Had it fallen from the Voile strap of one of many bikepackers? Would they discover themselves later that evening shivering on the campsite with out it? Ought to I retrieve it and chase them down? Would they then invite me to affix them, permitting me to partake in all of the joyous socializing and camaraderie I missed out on in my early maturity?

“Fuck it,” I made a decision, and continued on my manner, again into Van Cortlandt Park:

Like different parks within the metropolis, in some locations Van Cortlandt Park retains the identical bucolic appeal it had in that bygone period:

Whereas in different places it doesn’t, like when you must experience beneath the expressway:

Additionally like different parks, it may be slightly feral across the edges, and other people will applicable out-of-the-way components of it for their very own functions. Such was not too long ago the case in Kissena Park in Queens, proper by the Kissena Velodrome:

I assume anyone tore up a bunch of saplings or one thing, and phrase on the road (or at the very least the Web) is that it was the so-called “Central Park Raccoons:”

As you would possibly anticipate from somebody who sees teams of younger bikepackers and goes into an emotional tailspin, I don’t know the Central Park Raccoons other than what I’ve seen on the Web:

It’s exhausting for me to think about a bunch of younger bike folks would tear down a bunch of saplings in a park, since this is identical demographic that thinks local weather change goes to destroy us, and that feels responsible about killing mushrooms for his or her mushroom tea. Then once more I assume I might think about them constructing a tracklocross course in a Dionysian mushroom tea-fueled frenzy and making the varieties of people that volunteer to plant timber in parks indignant as a consequence:

Who is aware of? All I can say for certain is that some sort of Valmont Bike Park sort factor at Kissena full with velodrome, singletrack, filth jumps, and all the remainder of it will be fairly wonderful…

…and that’s how I do know it’ll by no means occur.

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