Additional to yesterday’s put up, I peeled off the tires and utilized one other layer of glue:

This diminished the noise by maybe a small share while roughly doubling the quantity of errant glue on the sidewalls, so I’ll now advance to the “Simply hold driving within the hopes that it’s going to ultimately go away” section. In actual fact, I’m type of completely satisfied for the noise, and right here’s why:
Cyclists, as everyone knows, are topic to the whims and mercies of a number of fickle and petty deities. Of these, the 2 strongest and protracted in terms of tormenting us are the God of Noise, and the God of Flats. To appease the God of Noise, who manifests himself in all method annoying creaks and clicks, one can typically spend months and even years swapping elements, breaking stuff down, ritualistically anointing the bicycle with oils while chanting, and so forth. And to appease the God of Flats…properly, there isn’t any appeasing the God of Flats, for he’s he’s as capricious as he’s vengeful. Sure, I understand the Tubeless Devotees assume they’ve eternally liberated themselves from the wrath of the God of Flats, however at finest they’ve solely deferred punishment, which invariably comes eventually within the type of difficult-to-seat tires and dried clumps of latex and naturally the dreaded Smiting of the Hookless:

However whereas largely we’ve no alternative however to take care of it because the Biking Gods fuck with us, as soon as in a terrific whereas we’ve a chance to leverage one in opposition to the opposite, and this noisy tubular debacle is a kind of alternatives. How? By making the next declaration:
“I cannot try to handle the noise once more till I get a flat:”
This implies I’ll by no means get a flat, as a result of the God of Noises will now maintain off the God of Flats in order that he can torment me indefinitely. In the meantime, all I’ve to do is take care of the noise, which on this case is price having the ability to experience with absolutely the certainty that I gained’t expertise a puncture till the tire is worn to the cords.
Hopefully the noise doesn’t go away, as a result of if it does then I do know a flat will quickly observe.
As for my gluing method, let’s simply say it was someplace between “professional bike mechanic” and this man:
The biking gods are nothing if not unfair. I take my time and do every part the best way I’m presupposed to and wind up with an annoying noise. In the meantime, this man simply schmears some glue straight out of the tube onto the rim like a toddler brushing his tooth for the primary time and I wager he’s nonetheless driving in whole silence to today:

Really, now that I give it some thought, I used to only glop it on proper out of the tube like that myself and I don’t recall having any points. so perhaps the actual drawback is that I’m overthinking it.
Talking of overthinking issues, I’m starting to marvel if we are attempting too arduous to blame automobiles for all of the ills of society:

It’s essential to acknowledge the pitfalls of automotive dependence, but it surely’s additionally essential to acknowledge the pitfalls of blaming every part on automotive dependence. See, it’s straightforward to learn one thing like this and assume, “Wow, if solely everybody might hold that 20% they’d all be financially secure!”

Nevertheless, this doesn’t have in mind the truth that the notoriously car-dependent United States has one of many world’s biggest experiments in car-free dwelling, and it’s referred to as “New York Metropolis.” Maybe you’ve heard of it, there was once a well-liked present about it again within the ’90s:

New York Metropolis has a sturdy public transit community and is much more dense than the good bicycling metropolis of Amsterdam, at the very least in line with my two seconds of Web analysis:

In america, over 90% of households personal at the very least one automotive, whereas in New York Metropolis fewer than 50% of households have a automotive–and but, the poverty fee right here is at one thing like twice the nationwide common, and the house possession fee is roughly half the nationwide common. In actual fact, removed from being a pillar of monetary stability, New York Metropolis is often ranked as probably the most costly locations to stay in america, regardless of being one of many least car-dependent cities on this planet.
After all the urbanist response to that is usually “We’re not density-ing arduous sufficient,” and little question there’s a number of fact to that:

Definitely it’s foolish to make builders carve out house for automobiles in a metropolis the place folks don’t want automobiles. It will be like another metropolis making builders carve out areas for bagel locations when the folks don’t eat bagels:

[“Where’s a cowboy s’pposed to get an e’rything bagel with lox and cream cheese ’round these parts?”]
Nonetheless, whereas we might actually profit from enhancing our inherent carlessness right here in New York, it’s arduous to think about our turning into a paradigm of monetary stability by advantage of it, as a result of we’re already orders of magnitude extra car-independent than the remainder of the nation and we’re in the identical shitty monetary state of affairs as everybody else. To not put an excessive amount of (or actually any) inventory in Web rankings, but when something it looks like essentially the most financially secure locations are unsexy (to the urbanist) locations like Utah, Idaho, and South Dakota:

Once more, this isn’t to say cities shouldn’t attempt to be extra city-like as an alternative of determining methods to cram extra automobiles into themselves, however it’s to say that it’s a big-ass nation, and that if folks can’t afford their automobiles it doesn’t essentially imply that automobiles are the issue. Is the automotive what’s protecting folks from monetary stability? Or is it one thing way more sophisticated, and this lack of monetary stability is manifesting itself in all kinds of how, together with elevated problem in overlaying car-related bills? I imply it’s not like there are some other causes monetary instability may very well be rising in America, proper?

[At first glance it looks like England’s even worse than us with regard to college debt, but I think their student loan model is far less onerous than ours is…though I’ll leave all that to the College Loan Freds.]
As soon as once more, I’m not saying we must be pushing for extra automobiles, I’m simply saying it may be straightforward to overlook the forest for the, uh, automobiles.
So are we too car-dependent? Or are we simply too dependent normally? Perhaps we shouldn’t be taking up a lot pupil debt within the first place, and perhaps we must be driving inexpensive automobiles, and perhaps we must always even learn to do routine upkeep on these automobiles ourselves…although in line with the Streetblog article that’s a nasty factor one way or the other:

Sure, of all of the issues I’m anxious about after I’m on the market on my bike, the likelihood a driver could have modified his personal spark plugs is unquestionably on the high of the listing.