Pardon my language, however what the fuck, Amish?!?

Et tu, Amish folks? As batteries and electronics take over each side of our bicycles I assumed we may a minimum of rely on you to withstand, however apparently not:
It might sound counterintuitive at first. The Amish are identified for avoiding trendy know-how, notably something with a plug, a display, or an engine. However electrical bicycles are discovering a distinct segment in locations the place you’d anticipate them least. And whereas the foundations differ from one Amish group to a different, a rising quantity are embracing e-bikes not despite their tradition, however in service of it.
I imply an Amish man who owns an e-bike store, severely?
E-bike outlets which might be adjoining to or a part of Amish communities have additionally begun to cater to the demand. David Mullet, a member of the Previous Order Amish Church and the proprietor of E-bikes of Holmes County, a preferred bicycle store in a closely Amish-populated space of Ohio, defined that e-bikes are merely quicker and simpler than horses. “It’s so much faster to leap in your bike and go into city than it’s to carry your horse into the barn, harness it to the buggy, and go. It’s so much faster and also you journey quicker too,” David mentioned.
Oh actually, an e-bikes is extra handy than a horse and buggy? They’re solely figuring this out now? What’s subsequent? “It’s so much faster to simply steal stuff than it’s to earn it by the sweat of your forehead.” I assume I missed the half within the Bible the place Job says, “Fuck it, I’m leasing a Hyundai.”

Oh effectively, I assume it’s official and the e-bikes have received.
Not less than a few of us are staying true to our beliefs:

In the meantime, talking of stealing, some brigand made off with a bunch of Cofidis staff bikes on the Tour de France:

Apparently they defeated “the safety measures put in place,” which is a flowery manner of claiming they opened a closed door:
Throughout the night time, the door of the staff’s tools truck was pressured open, and the Look bikes had been taken, “regardless of the safety measures put in place”, the staff wrote in an announcement.
Every bike stolen is estimated to be price round €13,000 (£11,200). All eight of the staff’s riders had been in a position to begin Sunday’s second stage from Lauwin-Planque to Boulogne-sur-Mer.
How is it that just about each element on a contemporary racing bike is principally a wi-fi transmitter and but they nonetheless aren’t in a position to instantly observe this stuff once they get stolen? I imply it looks as if this occurs yearly–although on this case the bikes had been quickly recovered anyway as a result of it appears like they by no means actually went wherever:

This proves as soon as once more {that a} Look in hand is price a number of within the bush:
The bikes had been stolen from the mechanic’s truck parked in Bondues someday between Saturday night time and Sunday morning. 5 of the 11 machines had been quickly found stashed in bushes close to that staff resort and now, in response to Sporza, the remaining 6 bikes have additionally been discovered.
Little doubt the thieves supposed to trip away however introduced footwear for the flawed pedal system, so that they tried to cover the bikes till they might return with suitable cleats.
However apparently within the interim there was a tense second when each Look and Campagnolo “jumped into motion:”
On the similar time sponsors Look and Campagnolo jumped into motion to assist out. Look opened its manufacturing unit in Nevers on Sunday morning and set to work, portray up new frames and having them delivered. In the meantime Campagnolo, which provides wheels and groupsets to the staff, mobilized its manufacturing unit in Italy and despatched an categorical supply.
Thankfully Campagnolo don’t have anything else to do anyway since no one truly buys their stuff anymore.
I additionally did my half by checking for the stolen bikes on Craigslist, however this was all I discovered:

Not unhealthy, however it may use wider bars:

I assume the brand new formulation for fixie bar size is that it must be equal to the gap between your entrance and rear axles.