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Wednesday, November 5, 2025

Horsted By My Personal Petard – Bike Snob NYC


No sooner had I tossed yesterday’s put up into the barren wasteland that was as soon as the “blogosphere” than I hopped on the AMP-ersand and made for the closest dust street out of city:

In 1994 the AMP Analysis B-3 screamed “high-tech race machine,” however within the ensuing years its look and angle have been assumed by the lowly division retailer bike:

Bike folks can clearly inform the distinction, however to the layperson little doubt they’re nearly indistinguishable.

For offroad using, the Outdated Croton Aqueduct is kind of my “trunk route,” and there are varied little spurs that result in discreet trails if you realize the place to look:

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The decrease portion that runs by means of Yonkers seems to be kind of like this:

Although sections of it are fairly trash-strewn, and there are one or two spots that lately have change into dwelling to a kind of everlasting inhabitants of loiterers and unsavory varieties who interact within the consumption of varied intoxicants. For that reason I more and more keep away from the worst elements altogether. However on this specific event I used to be decided to journey as a lot dust as attainable, and so I made a decision to run the junkie gauntlet, so to talk.

As I handed one such character, he picked up what seemed to be a tree bough, and appeared like he was getting ready to strike me with it. Whether or not he was merely pretending with a purpose to amuse himself or he actually did imply to knock me out and steal my pockets or my bike was unclear. It might very properly have been that final one, for as I discussed, to the untrained eye the AMP seems to be like a division retailer bike, and loiterers and unsavory varieties love nothing greater than division retailer bikes. Certainly, it’s their most well-liked mode of transportation, and little doubt after clobbering me unconscious he’d have unhooked the v-brakes and ridden off to his subsequent appointment. (Loiterers and unsavory varieties at all times journey with the v-brakes unhooked; amongst discriminating avenue folks, using with fixed brakes merely isn’t accomplished.) No matter his intent, the AMP is a precision race bike, not a Goal particular with a fork put in backwards, and so with a burst of acceleration I positioned myself safely out of vary.

Going ahead I suppose I’ll now not be becoming a member of the Outdated Croton Aqueduct till not less than part F, if not Part E, by which level you’re safely within the Lululemon Zone:

In any case, as I continued northward, the most important risk I confronted was from middle-aged ladies with costly canines in search of any excuse to yell at me for not ringing my bell as I approached. (I had not outfitted the AMP with a bell.) The nascent spring was additionally so contemporary and important that it appeared as if the flora was blooming as I rode:

As for the bike, whereas it actually wasn’t as comfy as my Rivendae or my Jones, it felt playful and quick and I used to be having fun with it very a lot, particularly since I hadn’t actually ridden offroad in awhile:

By the best way, somebody requested video of the fork in motion, and I did my finest to oblige:

Sorry, that’s the most effective I might do holding my cellphone as much as the fork whereas using over some bumps with one hand, however I believe you might be able to see it transfer a couple of times:

Oh, and that Avid brake feels improbable.

Talking of which, having solely simply acquired the bike, I used to be nonetheless noticing issues as I rode, resembling this water bottle cage that appears prefer it was selfmade from a bit of sheet metallic:

I’m positive somebody will inform me, “That’s a [blahblahblah] cage. What, you’ve by no means seen one earlier than?” If that’s the case, what can I say? It additionally seems to be like you’ll be able to even regulate how tightly it grips the bottle, fairly nifty.

Finally, I made it to the little curlicue of singletrack I had in thoughts:

The place it was simply me and the deer:

Regardless of the suspension, the AMP was nowhere close to as confidence-inspiring because the Jones, which is what I sometimes journey right here. Actually as a mountain bike it felt extra succesful and extra comfy than the American M-16:

And the suspension was good for stuff like this:

However on stuff like this it was a unique story:

And no, I’m not “sending it” off that ledge; if I have to ship something I stroll slowly and punctiliously to the mailbox and look each methods earlier than crossing the road. I even use two stamps simply in case. No, what I imply is the path goes kind of this manner, and also you’ve acquired to make some tight turns and decide your approach by means of some rocks:

Suspension however, the small wheels, slim bars, and steep fork angle of the AMP means it requires fairly a bit extra consideration to the preternaturally steady and voluminously-tired Jones.

That’s to not say the bike isn’t enjoyable to journey. It’s enjoyable to journey. Very enjoyable certainly. It’s gentle (surprisingly so) and it’s nimble, and the suspension facilitates scuttling over roots and rocks. Sure, it’s a decidedly dicier affair than it’s on the Jones, however that’s a part of the enjoyable, and I discover it pleasant in the identical approach I nonetheless discover getting on an overgeared street bike with 23mm tires pleasant:

I stay up for attending to comprehend it higher.

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