Not too way back I discussed the Flitedeck “good handlebar,” and it looks as if the biking media is lastly noticing–or at the least acknowledging–the supply of the proprietor’s income stream:
As they are saying in enterprise college, if you happen to can’t enchantment to their minds, enchantment to their…different elements:
Although at the least one bike firm has apparently tried to steal the thought:
Studying between the traces, we will take this to imply that the John Burke OnlyFans was not a hit:
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Additionally they had a “assembly” with a motorbike trade CEO just lately, which can or might not have concerned giant portions of child oil:
They don’t reveal the id of the CEO, however I’ve bought a fairly good concept of who it is perhaps:
That’s a shot of him truly constructing the bicycle, by the way in which:
As a result of he’s a genius:
The body of a genius, the physique of an Adonis, and the rap sheet of an leisure trade mogul.
However sure, every Cipollini body is hand-sculpted from a single hunk of pecorino romano by the person himself, and he really is a genius in essentially the most Felliniesque sense of the phrase.
Anyway, the good handlebar ought to take us one essential step nearer to finish highway bike non-serviceability:
It’s so a lot better than the quill stem, isn’t it?
Talking of issues which are comically outsized, bear in mind 750d, the brand new gravel-specific wheel measurement?
In fact you don’t. No one desires it, and no person cares. Nonetheless, they’re making the bikes for it anyway, and the critiques are beginning to trickle in from the biking media:
The reply, as you might need suspected, is “No, we actually don’t.” However bear in mind: gravel biking within the twenty first century is all about inclusivity, and there isn’t any group of people that have had a more durable go of it in our society than statuesque athletic males:
A brand new wheel measurement means folks of restricted means comparable to Reggie Miller received’t should resort to the custom-built Moots gravel bicycles they will simply afford:
750d might lastly convey biking the infusion of retired skilled athletes the game so desperately wants.
