Because the proprietor of a traditional Nishiki, I all the time be aware of them once I see them on the road:

Wrapping over the brake hoods could also be inelegant, however a minimum of it will get the job accomplished:

This Nishiki is kind of a up to date of my very own MUCH MUCH NICER Cervino, with which I lately spent some high quality time:

Whereas the Roaduno has been commanding my consideration as of late…

…the 2 bikes do share one thing in frequent, which is that they’re each what I shall heretofore confer with as “minimally geared:”

See, you’ve acquired your pure singlespeeds (and naturally the Roaduno is kind of completely happy to be arrange that manner) on one finish of the gearing spectrum, and also you’ve acquired your trendy wide-range drivetrains on the opposite. Then you definitely’ve acquired your bikes just like the double-speed Roaduno and the six-speed Cervino, which let you change gears whereas driving, but offer you simply barely what it’s good to get by and no extra, like a boss who pays solely minimal wage or a dad or mum who doesn’t need you to take something with no consideration lest you develop spoilt. Certain, you gained’t must resort to waking on both bike, however they’re not about to coddle you.
Within the case of the Roaduno, you’ve acquired your highway gear, and also you’ve acquired your path gear: your meat, and your potatoes. That’s it. As for the Cervino, the low gear actually isn’t all that a lot decrease than the excessive gear on the Roaduno. As we speak’s spinny climbing gears are good and all, however they’re additionally simply delaying the inevitable–you retain downshifting and downshifting till finally you’re working simply as laborious as you’ll be in a 42×21, solely you’re shifting much more slowly while spinning away so it takes you an eternity to get to the highest. In the meantime, on the Cervino you’ve acquired no alternative however to slowly grind your manner up there, and when you arrive you understand it actually didn’t take so lengthy. “That wasn’t so unhealthy,” you assume to your self on the Cervino as you shift again to the large ring and start your descent. In the meantime the riders behind you might be clicking their manner up their large cassettes like serpents consuming their very own tails, slowly collapsing upon themselves like black holes of give up.

All that grinding however, the experience high quality of the Cervino is sigh-inducing in the perfect sense, like placing on a pair of underwear that simply got here out of the dryer. That is due in no small half to the plush 30mm tubular tires a reader gifted me a while in the past:

Along with the inherent inconvenience of tubulars they’ve additionally acquired latex tubes which implies you’ve acquired to re-inflate them earlier than each experience, however as quickly as you begin pedaling all of it appears price it:

After reuniting with the Cervino I used to be all able to return my consideration to the Roaduno, however it was a moist weekend and so as an alternative I opted for its be-fendered first cousin:

It’s additionally plush, however in a extra comfy manner:

Due to these lengthy chainstays and people low gears (the Homer is maximally geared, however within the old style triple-chainring manner, not the newfangled large cassette manner) you can even simply climb your manner out of that slippery bathtub, or up that moist leafy climb because the case could also be:

Then on Sunday I headed out early and by accident acquired blended up within the begin of the Tour de Yonkers, which I believed had taken place the day earlier than:

Rides like this often provide some nice bike-spotting, and the perfect one was a Colnago Ferrari full with Deltas and captained by a rider in head-to-toe Sponeed:

Sadly I didn’t get a shot of the bike, however I did plug “Colnago Ferrari” into a well-liked search engine and occurred upon the disorienting mountain bike model:

It’s like driving a foul Photoshop come to life.
I daresay I too was on an actual head-turner:

Plenty of these heads had been most likely turning away to keep away from taking a look at it, however nonetheless:

Utilizing superior carbon relationship methods, I’ve been in a position to decide that the wheels (nicely, the rear one anyway) might be from 1996, because it seems in their catalog that yr full with CODA branding:

Right here’s the road on them from Cannondale:

It’s true, they actually do type of easy out the bumps! Sometimes I fear that this merely means they’re on the snapping point, however then I remind myself that if the wheel has lasted nearly 30 years it’s unlikely to all of the sudden fail now. Granted, by that very same logic you may counter that they’re lengthy overdue for failure and due to this fact an ass-plosion is imminent, however I’m fairly certain if they might stand as much as Cipollini in his prime they will deal with me in my center age:

By the best way, that very same catalogue additionally options Cannondale’s personal Y-bike, although I’m undecided it ever made it into manufacturing:

I’m additionally undecided you had been speculated to put on it with the plaid shorts:

“Slice” was certainly a becoming title, since with so few body tubes you’ll be that rather more more likely to give up a limb to these Spinergys. Between this bike, and the Y-Foil, and the Softride, and even that Colnago you’re nonetheless wishing you’ve by no means seen, you start to understand simply how determined the bicycle business was within the Nineteen Nineties to eradicate the seat tube. Having spoken at size to one of many Trek engineers who labored on the Y-Foil, I do know they had been able to go large with that bike if solely the UCI hadn’t mandated conventional frames across the identical time and scuttled their ambitions. The Y-Foil rode nicely, it was fairly gentle, it was significantly extra aero than its diamond-framed counterparts…all it could have taken was one thing like Lance Armstrong profitable a Tour stage on it and it could have been a success as an alternative of a historic footnote. Some folks like that the UCI reigned in bike design within the late Nineteen Nineties and a few folks resent it, however no matter you could give it some thought, little question right this moment if it wasn’t for them highway bikes would look much more like this, if not crazier:

Alas, there’s no such governing physique regulating the bikes being marketed to the typical American. That’s why they’re morphing into bikes, as is clear if you happen to go to a big dwelling enchancment retailer:

Non-cyclists are sometimes shocked once they learn how a lot good bikes price, however slap a battery and a few fat-ass tires on a crappy one and you may cost them over $2,000 for it:

At this level the pedals have change into vestigial, and as you possibly can see they’re weaning the subsequent technology off of them fully:

Purchase all three and get the entire household “driving” for simply $3,500!

Coming to a motorcycle path close to you…for a experience or two, after which they’ll sit out on the entrance garden for eternity.
The bicycle has not solely survived however thrived regardless of nicely over 100 years of motordom, however at this charge the e-bike ought to end it off by the tip of the last decade.