Are you able to imagine I’m nonetheless fucking round with this factor?

I assumed I used to be achieved, and I informed myself I’d cease messing with it, however the cowl of the saddle I had on there was simply too worn to cope with, so I placed on one other one, then in messing with the saddle top as I rode I spotted the seatpost was only a bit too quick, so I modified it for an additional one…

The upshot of all that is that I nonetheless haven’t had a experience on the ‘Noner throughout which I wasn’t distracted by one thing that required futzing, and at this level I’ve spent a lot time tweaking it that I can’t resolve whether or not this implies I ought to see it by and hold it for the remainder of my life or eliminate it instantly.
In the meantime, I’ve additionally obtained Challenge Spinergy to cope with, as a result of what may very well be a greater use of the little time I’ve left after obsessing over the ‘Noner than exploring the nuances and interior workings of an outdated pair of race wheels?

Because the Traditional Cycle Outdated Crap Take a look at Pilot, you might get the sense that I’m simply floating round alone in area, however upon sending me the Spinergys, Paul knowledgeable me that he’d even be “working simulations on the bottom” by using a pair of the ol’ Squirrel Slicers himself. So upon studying about the problems I used to be having he despatched me the next communication:

Having lastly recovered sufficient from my current altercation with the ‘Noner’s rear hub to ponder coping with cone wrenches and bearings once more, I collected the gadgets Paul had enumerated and started working:

Although earlier than I obtained began I seen one other chip within the rear wheel’s Dying Blades:

Eh, it’s just a bit splintering, I’m certain it’ll be high quality.
Anyway, rigorously I adopted the directions, and I used to be profitable in eradicating the lock nut and cone:

By the best way, see the threads on the freehub physique? These are for a Uniglide cassette. That’s how outdated this stuff are.
Subsequent I tapped out the axle:

And at last I tightened the freehub physique…which was already tight in any case:

So it was all for naught, however fortuitously it was an very simple process, and I solely needed to crawl round on the ground after one ball bearing, which is a document for me.
However the place does this go away Challenge Spinergy? The ostensible objective after all is to pit them in opposition to their mortal enemy, the Rolfs:

Nevertheless, the actual fact is there’s actually no contest. Like all retrogrouch I’m leery of the paucity of spokes on the Rolfers:

Nevertheless, up to now I haven’t had any inkling of an issue with them, aesthetically they go well with the bike, they run easily, and so they’re good and light-weight as well. (I’m not even remotely a weight weenie, however on a motorbike like this you may as effectively go together with it.) In the meantime, the Spinergys are kinda heavy, the bearings on the entrance are worn, the rear wheel is mysteriously off-center, and whereas the Rolfs could not have many spokes, the Spinergys don’t have any spokes in any respect. (Properly, technically the eight fraying crabon blades are spokes, however retrogrouches solely acknowledge wire spokes.) Actually, it doesn’t appear terribly sportsmanlike to check the 2, and it’s much less a shootout than it’s an execution.
Furthermore, the LeMond is simply too rattling good for these drained outdated Spinergys. Sure, it’s from 2003, but it surely’s in good situation and may as effectively be a brand new bike. No, the best test-cycle for the Spinergys is a motorbike that’s additionally exhibiting it’s age; a motorbike with horizontal dropouts to compensate for the wonky dish, and with friction shifting so it doesn’t matter if the hub is off-center; a “rat rod,” if you’ll, and one which’s already considerably aesthetically challenged in order that the Spinergys received’t detract from it. Do I’ve such a motorbike? Why sure, I most actually do:

The rear wheel went in with minimal fuss:

And name me loopy however…aesthetically it kinda works?

I actually do assume they give the impression of being significantly better on the Faggin than they do on the LeMond. It’s just like the bike is sporting a pair of stiletto heels. She’s a Imply Faggin.
If nothing else, it’s really earned this sticker:

These squirrels had higher be careful.