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Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Feeling Cranky As Typical – Bike Snob NYC


Additional to final Friday’s put up, lots has occurred on the Spinergy entrance, and lots continues to occur:

[Well this hasn’t happened…at least not yet. Extreme Normcore!]

I’ll after all fill you in when I’ve a greater thought of what’s happening, however within the meantime all I’ll say is please don’t try and receive any Spinergys on my behalf as a result of the carbon-bladed wheels are very a lot in movement.

In the meantime, this coming weekend is the 5 Boro Bike Tour–sorry, the TD 5 Boro Bike Tour:

[The TD stands for “Tour de”]

And in the event you’re driving it this 12 months you’d higher be careful for me as a result of I’ve been coaching and I’m going to fucking destroy you:

Simply kidding:

In actual fact, although I made a promotional video by which I needed to say the date of the experience repeatedly, I form of forgot about it till I used to be driving The Automotive That I Personal on the freeway the opposite day and on a kind of indicators the place they flash updates and stuff there was a warning {that a} bunch of roads can be closed quickly for the 5 Boro Bike Tour. (No one reads these indicators after which all people freaks out when the roads are closed, although the experience’s solely been happening since just like the Seventies.)

Then I forgot concerning the experience once more, till this previous Friday once I was on a experience and the sights and sounds of spring jogged my memory as soon as extra that it was nigh 5 Boro Bike Tour time:

I admit I’d be mendacity if I additionally thought to myself, “You realize what can be higher about this experience? No filth and 30,000 different folks.” However I’ll be there, as a result of not solely am I the 5 Boro Bike Tour’s official spokesman*, however solely an fool would flip down this many bananas:

*[Bike New York wishes it to be known that Bike Snob NYC a.k.a. Tan Tenovo is not the official spokesman TD Five Boro Bike Tour, and furthermore that they disavow themselves of any relationship with him beyond the annual Making of the Video, and even then only when he wears a helmet. And if he shows up with a cargo bike and attempts to resell our bananas again they will press charges. Also, it’s not “spokesman;” it’s “spokesperson,” or else “spokesentity” if they have transcended not only gender but corporeal existence altogether.]

After all the large query is: “What bike to experience?” I’ve already sought and attained vengeance with a motorbike curated particularly for that objective:

So do I load up the basket of the Platypus with sundries and make a day of it?

Or do I slice and cube the experience expediently astride a full-blown Fred Sled?

Talking of which, driving it this previous weekend I turned conscious of a creak, which I discovered to be emanating from the boutique ultralight crabon crank, and a cursory inspection revealed the arms to be unfastened. Upon returning residence (does anyone truly carry an 8mm Allen key with them?), I tightened each bolts as a lot as I dared, although the play remained within the left arm. I’ve been having fun with this bike very a lot and didn’t need to topic it to pointless downtime, so moderately than try and additional diagnose the issue I figured a transplant was probably the most easy answer:

The crank makes use of the ISIS interface, which is the thing of roughly common derision:

I do not know if the play is the results of worn or broken splines or one thing else:

I even have expertise with just one different ISIS crank, which is the one which initially got here on the finances singlespeed that now lives with a reader in California:

I changed it early on, since as I recall the underside bracket appeared prematurely worn, which I believe is the large downside folks have with ISIS. I then dug it out of the components bin and caught it on the Softride after choosing all the great things off of it earlier than giving it away:

[Photo: Arlo Weiss]

This jogs my memory that the recipient owes me an replace; I should verify in with him. Hopefully he has not found that driving a Softride beam whereas pedaling an ISIS crank will open a portal to Hell.

As for the remaining components within the aforementioned bin, among the many varied cranks in there was this Race Face highway crank, which I made a decision to make use of for the LeMond as a result of it’s the identical size and BCD because the Zipp which meant I may use the identical chainrings:

It’s an outboard bearing crank from the mid-aughts, and in relation to these there’s Shimano, which is by far one of the best (till they began bonding their cranks, clearly) after which there’s everybody else. Race Face’s not-so-bright thought was to connect the spindle to the left arm after which put the fixing bolt on the drive aspect, which one modern assessment claimed was a “potential environmental profit:”

I don’t find out about that, however I’m certain it’s lots cheaper and simpler to inventory, pack, and ship. (My components bin is a testomony to that. Have you ever ever tried to determine how you can retailer a Hollowtech II crank? It’s surprisingly difficult.) I’d additionally think about that’s at the least a part of the explanation–if not your entire motive–that plenty of firms (SRAM, for instance) use an analogous system. It definitely appears inferior to the Shimano system from an engineering standpoint, since as I perceive it (although I readily admit I perceive technical issues very poorly) the spider is the place many of the stress occurs on a bicycle crank, which is why these outdated Campagnolo Report cranks (a pair of which I’m presently driving round on) apparently are inclined to crack there. Certainly, the Race Face outboard bearing cranks of this period had a fame for failing (the splines would put on out and the crank would change into ineffective) and I had a Race Face mountain bike crank that died in precisely this fashion–although I by no means had an issue with both of the Race Face highway cranks I’ve owned, together with this one. (The opposite one is, so far as I do know, nonetheless working positive on a motorbike I gave to a pal.) Actually, the one downside I had with the highway ones was that the Race Face backside bracket that got here with it was full rubbish, although I bear in mind on the time it was marketed as containing “Phil Wooden grease,” which is form of like saying it had Sony guts:

Luckily the crank additionally works with Shimano outboard backside brackets, which final ceaselessly, in order that solves the issue.

As for why I’ve had so many of those inferior-to-Shimano cranks, the reason being that my secure of bicycles was experiencing speedy development within the mid-aughts, whereas my pockets was not–and these cranks have been very low cost even when new, most likely as a result of they weren’t excellent. However as I say, the highway ones served me simply positive, and this one appeared a very good match for the LeMond, so I moved the rings over and put it on the bike:

We’ll see the way it holds up.

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