Good morning!

I’m happy to current you with a quiz! However at present we’re going to strive one thing totally different. That is referred to as “Outdated Crap Value Is Proper.” All you need to do is research the merchandise at the moment on the market on a web based market and select the right value. Should you’re proper you’ll see the itemizing, and in case you’re unsuitable you’ll see an inside take a look at the bike business.

Thanks very a lot for studying, trip protected, and caveat emptor!

Love,

–Tan Tenovo


1. 1987 Nishiki Linear


2. Softride Powerwing 700


3. Print advert for the 1996 Jetta Trek sedan


4. Campagnolo fiftieth Anniversary Group (NOS)


5. Shimano 105 Non-Anniversary Group (Used)


6. “Instagram-worthy” Crust Canti Lightning Bolt*

*[I know, it’s not old, but it’s old in spirt.]


7. Classic Ti-Raleigh Wool Jersey**

**[Think of all the “likes” you’d get on Instagram if you rode that Crust in that jersey!]


***Particular Trendy Merchandise-Themed Bonus Query***

Muc-Off “Ludicrous AF” Chain Lube (50ml) That Seems Like One thing Mario Cipollini Would Use For Styling His Hair (Or Wanking…Or Each)