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Tuesday, October 7, 2025

Justify This – Bike Snob NYC


One among my responsible pleasures is studying tortured reader feedback on different bike blogs, and from the location that introduced you “white supremacy within the mountain bike house,” right here’s somebody who is simply too guilt-ridden to buy a brand new bicycle body:

It’s unhappy to me that local weather hysteria has damaged the brains of a whole era. There are all kinds of excellent causes for buying an older used bicycle body, from saving cash to utilizing completely good elements you have already got which might be not appropriate with present frames, to easily enterprise a enjoyable challenge. But when your concern is primarily “environmental influence,” why is channeling the cash you save to “elegant elements or road tacos and beer” in some way higher than shopping for a brand new body? The body is a one-time expense, and you’ll ideally use it for a few years. In the meantime, road tacos are a hastily-consumed gadgets typically consisting of the meat that’s supposedly destroying the planet and which might be ready in a field that burns propane day and night time, whereas beer is produced utilizing shitloads of water and barley after which shipped in big vehicles that sit idling in bike lanes. Please notice I’m by no means denigrating tacos and beer, each of which I devour with out a shred (mmm…shredded pork…) of guilt. Nevertheless, a top quality body and fork is an funding in your biking pleasure that may conceivably final you a lifetime, whereas you’ll shit and piss these tacos and beer away in a matter of hours.

As for the “elegant elements,” these have much less “environmental influence” than a brand new body how precisely? (Particularly if you think about these wasteful tacos and beer.) The remark above was made in reference to a submit about somebody who took an outdated Rock Hopper body or one thing, re-finished it, and fitted it with all new elements. Hey, just like the beer and tacos, I absolutely assist restoring outdated bike frames. What’s extra satisfying than enterprise and finishing a customized bike challenge? Nonetheless, shopping for a bunch of latest bike elements and placing them on the outdated body you refinished doesn’t make you some type of environmental hero; it simply makes you precisely the identical as everybody else who purchased a model new bicycle, besides that you just did it rather more slowly. In actual fact, by the phony ethical code you’ve created, it’s most likely “worse” than shopping for a model new bicycle, since little question each single painstakingly chosen half on the bike made its approach to you individually on a distinct FedEx or UPS truck.

Now, as soon as once more, I’m by no means denigrating any of the next:

  • Tacos
  • Beer
  • New bicycles
  • Classic bicycles
  • New parts
  • Classic parts

Furthermore, I don’t imply any disrespect to the commenter. Quite the opposite, I imply solely to raise the veil of mindless guilt that hangs over so many shoppers of bicycles and bicycle-related merchandise. Whether or not you’re placing new battery-powered dingles and dongles in your new carbon marvel body, or turning into the ninety-billionth individual to “resto-mod” (barf) an outdated mountain bike body within the hopes that it’ll get featured on some bike weblog, you must do with out “struggling to justify” it. You also needs to most likely take the extra step of contemplating that one of many principal issues with “justifying” issues we like is that vilifying the stuff we don’t like is usually a pure consequence. Your hobbies and indulgences are good, whereas another person’s hobbies and indulgences are unhealthy and ought to be banned within the identify of the local weather. Consuming and getting round and earning profits and having enjoyable all require extracting shit out of the bottom and killing shit irrespective of the way you do it, and the lifeless meat you’re consuming isn’t any much less lifeless simply because it got here out of a cool meals truck that sits there idling all day in entrance of a weed dispensary.

I assume this can be a roundabout manner of claiming we must always stay and let stay…until you’re a pig or a cow or a goat or a hen, by which case you must die and get your self inside a tortilla the place you belong.

Talking of refinished bikes…

(…and also you’ve actually received to see that end in direct daylight to completely recognize it:)

…just lately I praised the common-or-garden 28mm Pasela. So would it not not then comply with {that a} 32mm Pasela can be even higher?

I dug these infants out of my Tire Pile over the weekend…

…and total I a lot want them to the “gravel” tires I purchased years in the past and but in that point have by no means absolutely embraced:

The 32mm Pasela feels a lot better on the street whereas giving up comparatively little on the grime when it comes to traction–and, most significantly, it clears the brakes rather more readily when eradicating or putting in the wheels* due to the absence of knobs.

*[Insert your “That’s why rim brakes suck and disc brakes rule” commentary here: _____________.]

After all the important thing to with the ability to match plumpish tires to the Milwaukee is the medium-reach brake:

As I’ve talked about repeatedly previously, it makes me indignant that the bicycle media waited till the eve of the dying of the rim brake to champion the medium-reach brake:

I do know I mentioned bike individuals shouldn’t really feel responsible, however that doesn’t apply to the media:

For as a clever man as soon as put it:

Literature is replete with symbols of guilt. “Out, rattling spot!,” utters Woman Macbeth. “I admit the deed! –tear up the planks! right here, right here! –It’s the beating of his hideous coronary heart!,” cries, uh, the man from “The Inform-Story Coronary heart.” The bike trade ought to be equally stricken by the medium attain brake, which on street bikes solves the entire issues the disc brake purports to resolve, however which they resolutely refused to inventory on any their bicycles. As an alternative, all of the street bikes had quick attain brakes with no clearance, or else if it was a drop bar bike with clearance it had cantilevers.

The one drawback they don’t clear up is braking on carbon rims, although in fact which means nothing to these of us who’ve little interest in utilizing carbon rims.

In relation to mixed-terrain street driving, we’re used to listening to that Jobst Brandt is the “Godfather of Gravel” (barf), and naturally everyone knows individuals like Grant Petersen have lengthy championed extra voluminous rubber. However in the case of utilizing wider tires particularly on racing-oriented bikes, for some motive it looks as if you hardly ever hear about Andy Hampsten, who was doing so lengthy earlier than it was modern:

See, manner again in 2008 he was utilizing “lengthy attain Shimano brake calipers” to “clear the enormous tires,” which in fact is how individuals in these days described utilizing medium-reach brakes to clear moderately-sized tires:

Hampsten Cycles additionally bought street bikes with ample clearance properly earlier than gravel turned a advertising class, and it appears like you possibly can nonetheless get a medium-reach rim brake body from them as we speak:

Clearly rim brake bikes of every kind are vanishing, however if you happen to like racy street bikes and medium-reach brakes your choices for a brand new one are nearly nonexistent, particularly if you happen to’re in search of one which’s modestly priced. As of now you can nonetheless get a Milwaukee:

And in addition to customized stuff just like the Hampsten I believe perhaps…that’s it? All-Metropolis used to promote one, however All-Metropolis isn’t any extra:

After all you possibly can nonetheless get a street bike with loads of clearance due to the the Rivendell Roadini:

[Photo: Rivendell]

Although strictly talking that takes long-reach brakes, and I’m speaking particularly about racy street bikes right here–not such as you couldn’t put collectively a racy Roadini, however that’s defeats its personal objective:

And there’s the Crust Malocchio:

Although that’s sort of a wierd bike in that it’s designed for a mixture of medium- and long-reach brakes or one thing:

There’s completely nothing mistaken with that, and it looks as if a cool bike, however once more, I’m speaking about racy street bikes right here, and in order for you a standard anal-retentive non-quirky street bike with sporty geometry then the Crust might be not going to attraction to you.

No, the way forward for the medium-reach street bike, comparable to it’s, lies in boutique builders and pursuits. For instance, I see Ultraromance is planning to market a medium-reach street bike:

It is a good factor, as a result of when individuals like me advocate for “outdated” know-how we’re derided as bitter has-beens who don’t trip arduous sufficient, however when Ultraromance does it he’s hailed as a genius. I notice this makes me sound like, properly, a bitter has-been, which is honest sufficient, however I point out the bike solely to provide credit score the place credit score is due, as a result of he’s definitely received the best thought.

In any case, greater than maybe some other bike proper now, the racy medium-reach street bike could be very a lot in a buy-and-hold section.

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