Nicely I’m again.

As is normally the case on our winter trip, I did completely no bicycling and as a substitute rode solely gas-burning convenances with throttles–or turned my elder son free on gas-burning conveyances with throttles:

Certainly one of today I’ll deliver a motorbike with me, nevertheless it’s not likely price it for a brief household trip, and I suppose it’s in all probability good for me to abstain from bicycling for a couple of days no less than annually, if solely to show to myself that I can do it.
I did return to the bike roughly instantly upon my return. On Saturday the climate was truthful so I rode the Faggin:

And on Sunday it was frigid so I rode the Jones:

Having inventoried my bikes I’ve concluded that I’ve pruned the Bonsai tree that’s my velocipedal holdings with Miyagi-like experience:

[Are we still allowed to reference Mr. Miyagi? Probably not.]
Certain, I suppose I nonetheless have extra bikes than I completely want, however I not have too many, and having attained a state of excellent symmetry that may solely imply one other bike will arrive at any second.
Talking of the Jones, and cultural insensitivity, I’ve lengthy been an outspoken critic of suspension bicycles. This has largely earned me the ire of cyclists and on-line pundits, who typically say it’s as a result of I’m silly, or I don’t journey onerous sufficient, or each. But oddly when the desert hipsters on a sure different bike weblog embrace inflexible bikes they’re nice heroes who’re placing a blow in opposition to “white supremacy within the mountain biking house:”

I suppose I actually am silly. Right here I used to be criticizing suspension bikes on the premise that they’re proprietary, time-consuming and costly to take care of, liable to obsolescence, and in the end wasteful. I can’t imagine I by no means hit on the angle that suspension is racist. In the meantime, the desert hipster weblog didn’t cease there, and shortly afterwards posted a evaluation of an digital hub that replaces your entrance derailleur or one thing:

Little doubt you’ve heard of it, as the professionals have already been messing with it. It’s referred to as the Labeled Powershift, little doubt as a result of it’s shifting energy again to the indigenous folks on whose land this bike bro is shredding:
It’s an actual cut price, too:

Huh, there was a very good 5 or ten minutes there when the all-terrain bicycle drivetrain had turn out to be low-cost and easy while additionally providing just about all of the gear ratios you could possibly probably want:

A lot for that.
Fuck it, I’m getting a triple.

