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Monday, November 3, 2025

Mmm, Crunchy! – Bike Snob NYC


My elder son rides his bike to highschool. Like anyone who rides a motorcycle he places up along with his share of crap. So this morning as a result of it was frigid and snowy I took mercy on him and drove him there:

And sure, I notice this makes me a part of the issue, however he’s just about the one child using to highschool even when it’s heat and sunny, so on this case I’m pretty assured I wasn’t discouraging anyone.

Typically talking, I don’t like driving locations to journey. It’s not that I’ve an ethical objection to it or something like that–I imply sure, I do really feel smug once I journey previous all of the folks unloading their dual-suspension bikes within the parking zone, however that’s not ethical superiority, that’s simply run-of-the-mill bike owner superiority, like while you go somebody on a climb. (And I go no one on climbs, so feeling superior to the folks unloading their bikes within the parking zone is all I’ve obtained.)

No, the explanation I don’t like driving to the journey is straightforward: the driving time cuts into my using time. If I’ve free time to journey, I wish to spend as a lot of it on the bike as doable. At nighttime days once I lived in Brooklyn I just about needed to drive if I needed to get some first rate path using in (please spare me your single bro tales about your common 8-hour round-trip path rides from Brooklyn, the remainder of us don’t have that type of time), however as soon as I moved someplace I may simply journey to trails I principally gave it up. Twelve years later or nonetheless lengthy it’s been since I moved as much as the Bronx I nonetheless can’t imagine how ideally located I’m for good highway and path using, and so I make the most of it as a lot as I can.

But when I’m already utilizing the automotive that’s one thing else, and on this case I’d spent a lot time de-icing the factor for the quick journey to highschool it appeared foolish and wasteful to only park it once more. Plus, these quick cold-weather journeys are horrible for the automotive, proper? You want these freeway miles! And, sure, it was additionally Nineteen (19) Freedom Levels exterior, which is fairly chilly, until you’re a kind of Minnesota Humblebrag varieties, during which case that’s barely even chilly sufficient to placed on pants:

[“I’m not even wearing pants now!”]

All of that is to say that throwing a motorcycle on the hitch rack and driving to some trails was clearly an funding within the longevity of my automotive’s motor and electrical system, and so after I dropped my son off at college that’s precisely what I did:

I didn’t go wherever far-flung or unique; in actual fact I simply headed as much as slightly park to which I often journey. Nevertheless, within the frigid winter stillness I felt as if I have been deep within the boreal forest:

Positive, I could have been shut sufficient to the encircling properties to listen to their Keurig machines, however the one sounds have been the chattering of the birds, the burbling of the streams…

…and naturally the crunching of the crusty frozen snow beneath my fat-ass tires:

Anticipating path situations within the winter is usually a tough enterprise. If the snow’s too deep you spend extra time trudging by means of it than using and it sucks. If the snow’s too moist the path will get all slippery and muddy and it additionally sucks. But when it’s not more than two or three inches and it’s frozen, as was the case as we speak, then it’s good. 

Moreover its proximity, one more reason I’d picked this location was that I figured walkers had most likely additional enhanced the paths’ rideability by tamping down the snow, which in actual fact they’d. Nevertheless, after a short time I ventured additional afield to a distant part untrodden by all however the native fauna:

Following the tracks, I quickly came across the beast’s scat:

Tasting it, I knew it was recent.

This was confirmed when, shortly thereafter, I came across what I can solely assume to be the fecal curator:

That’s the kind of conceitedness that comes from residing in a neighborhood the place there’s no looking and no pure predators.

The folks act precisely the identical method.

If I have been snowbound for weeks or months on finish in a much less populous area I may see wanting some kind of a fats bike, however round these elements the place the snow is usually fairly average, the roads are virtually at all times clear, and the extreme chilly snaps are normally just some days lengthy, the plus-sized Jones is greater than sufficient:

The four-wheeled gasoline-powered recumbent additionally is useful as soon as in awhile, what can I say?

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